0sbrain:

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castiel-has-bees:

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I made a thing…


(also plz don’t repost, but rebloggings a-okay!)

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memewhore:

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enecoo:

asweetnewqueer:

saintlaikaa:

asweetnewqueer:

In Yiddish we don’t say “I love you” we say “דאַלוי פּאָליציי” which roughly translates to “you’re my moon” and I think that’s beautiful. 

cute!!!

sorry so this is an old joke I reblogged recently based off a meme format from like 5 years ago that I thought my mutuals would still find funny and didn’t realize people would think I’m serious. the phrase above, daloy politsey, actually translates to “fuck the police” 

cute!!!

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lostwoodz:

adhd-hippie:

saintluvly:

lordvast:

saintluvly:

LOVE IS THE WHOLE POINT. OF IT ALL

Tell me more about life 17 year old on the internet

ok die alone then idc

I’m with @vastcool on this.

1, love isn’t everything when I was 17 i thought it was but at 36 I realize there’s so much more to life than love.

2, we all die alone. No one can go through it with us the process of moving from living to dead is something you do by yourself

3, “okay die alone then” is commonly used by allos to make single people fear their singleness and be embarrassed by it. There’s nothing wrong with being single or only having a few friends don’t lay your hangups on other people with this kind of nonsense.

youre thirty six antagonizing a seventeen year old on the internet maybe you should die alone

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ashstfu:

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manifesting happiness and laughter for anyone feeling sad today.

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digital-magus:

sauvamente:

airfierce:

He’s Ken’s Buddy… All of Ken’s Clothes… Fit Him…

Barbie worked a lot and her and Ken had an agreement

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Quite the agreement it seems…

callmebliss-got-swamped:

romantic-daddy:

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This is definitely the worst tag I have seen all day and I refuse to see it alone

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detectivehole:

great to be in the habit of using they/them for people you don’t know who haven’t told you their pronouns. extremely funny execution of that when friends they/them my dad

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EAST COAST SUPERIORITY. CALIFORNIA IS UNFUCKABLE.

@Anonymous

fucktheflagandfuckyou:

bullgod1997:

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california from hell is unfuckable!

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nonbinary pikachu fucking hates california

i fucking hate california

@fucktheflagandfuckyou can you confirm?

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they just hate us cause they ain’t us

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thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

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Calling my trans siblings that do injections (and anyone else that does regular self-injections)!

This is a ShotBlocker. It’s perfect if you have a fear of needles, injections, injection pain, or any other kind of injection anxiety. You place the plastic spikes on your skin and firmly press them down while doing your injection. Having many different points of pressure distracts you from injection pain and I’ve found it helps mentally as well.

I’ve been doing T injections for about a month now and tonight I didn’t have to work myself up to it like I’ve had to in the past. AND it wasn’t as painful as my other injections! I highly recommend getting one of these if you’re struggling to do injections. You can get them for $5-$7 online and they are reusable.

This is such a great thing for anyone who, like me, is super squeamish about needles

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pendulette:

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pendulette:

if i had three wishes they would all be to make web 2.0 utterly illegal and go back to normal html

how do we explain to children that all our tech briefly worked perfectly and over time we threw it all away for sleek menus and corporate opacity

“we could give you a link to this mp3 OR we could run it in a proprietary player app that must connect to the internet every time you hit the resume button”

when i upgraded from a flip phone to an iphone and realized i could no longer record and set a custom ringtone because apple wanted me to buy radio pop ringtones, i realized, oh cool new tech isnt made for us it’s made to exploit us and we are going to let it happen

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post-store:

shinigamisuit:

meschkinnes:

Portrait of an unidentified woman standing outdoors wearing a blouse with exaggerated sleeves, 1896

fuck with me

$17.99

were-mom-deactivated20211003:

miss-wizard:

were-mom-deactivated20211003:

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12 dabloons to whoever makes the first viable joke about lesbian rule

y'all can talk about “exploring other women’s bodies” all you want but I’m the only one here who’s bothering to make a map

🚨 WE HAVE A WINNER 🚨

contest is over, thank you to everyone who submitted!

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